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The Octopus Mug (325ml / 11oz) | Gift For Spreadsheet Lovers

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£15.00
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The Octopus Mug (325ml / 11oz) | Gift For Spreadsheet Lovers

The Octopus Mug (325ml / 11oz) | Gift For Spreadsheet Lovers

For the one currently holding the entire tech stack together with a single pivot table.
£15.00
£15.00
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The Spreadsheet Whisperer
Chief Data Botherer | Pivot Table Summoner

  • The Design: Features our signature Octopus illustration and text on the front, with 'The Workagerie' logo on the reverse.
  • The Finish: Available in classic white or with a bold colour-accented interior and handle.
  • The Build: High-quality 325ml (11oz) ceramic, built for the daily desk grind.
  • The Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe. Printed using a high-heat process that bonds the design into the ceramic for a long-lasting, fade-resistant finish that won’t peel over time.
Product Overview

Every team has an Octopus: the person navigating a sea of broken formulas, chaotic dashboards, and 'urgent' data requests without breaking a sweat.

It’s for the engineer who turns a nightmare of complexity into a masterpiece of clarity. Consider this a tribute to the human API: the only person who actually knows what’s going on.
Size & Materials
  • Capacity: 325ml (approx. 11oz)
  • Height: 96mm
  • Diameter: 80mm
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: High-gloss coating with bonded print
Delivery & Returns
  • Standard UK Delivery: £2.50 (Free For Orders Over £30)
  • Timeframe: 3–5 working days
  • Every item is printed to order specifically for you. This timeframe includes the moment we start the press to the moment it hits your doorstep.

Click here for more info on Delivery & Returns.
Care Notes
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Microwave safe
  • Designed to retain print quality and colour over time
Perfect For
  • Data Analysts & Scientists: The ones who find the signal in the noise and actually enjoy a deep dive into a 50-tab spreadsheet.
  • Software Engineers & Devs: The 'Human API' currently holding the entire tech stack together with caffeine and a single pivot table.
  • Project Managers: For the multi-tasking elite who are effectively doing the work of eight people while everyone else is in a meeting.
  • Excel & Spreadsheet Wizards: Anyone who considers a #REF! error a personal insult and speaks fluent VLOOKUP.
  • Tech Professionals: A sharp, thoughtful gift for the person who turns a nightmare of complexity into a masterpiece of clarity before lunch.

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